• teacher:you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath):if you're an ameteur



vylot-hart:

frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe:

cloudcuckoolander527:

thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

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fine

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS

WHO THE FUCK IS HATING ON ROTTWEILERS?!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU NEED TO GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY!!!

GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENCE OF HUMANITY

I’m not a dog person, but damn, I wanna hug em!


My electric pencil sharpener wouldn't work and I couldn't tell why, so I took it apart and found that there was a bee in there.
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i cant beelieve this


ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”


marthemacabre: “ heithel: “ fannibleh: “ uobyugit: “ not my family bitch ” why am i crying ” “Stay away of my territory” ” THERE’S THE BANANA GUY ”



dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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alstr:

“are you fucking serious”

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yes


2bainzz:

yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake


chiltonomics: “ peonymoonflower: “ cucumbersforlegs: “ THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING ” It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish ” Everyone has that...